Ground State

Many short-sighted bloggers (LGF, Jawa, Gateway Pundit) have noted with some disgust David Duke's trip to Iran to support the Iranian colloquium on the fantastic holocaust fraud. I can now reveal that exclusive Ground State sources report that David Duke is actually there on a secret mission from James Baker to open negotiations with Iran on implementing the ISG recommendations. He's the realist ambassador.

As you can see in the accompanying photo - from one of David's many "sewer main" speeches - he's often accompanied by a visible aura around his head - just like AhWantMyJihad. They should get along famously - and America's surrender should go virtually unnoticed!

Update from the conference:

Reliable GS sources tell us that in the bag - David Duke has:

1) A map of the Golan Heights - to be renamed Hezbollah Heights

2) A map of the West Bank - to be renamed Rocket Bank

3) A copy of the recently published "Nuclear Warheads for Dummies"

4) A signed copy of the ISG Report - with the inscription from Jim expressing his sorrow that he could not attend the holocaust conference personally, but assuring AhWantMyJihad that David Duke represents the ISG's views in these matters.

5) A personal note from Alan Simpson - assuring AhWantMyJihad that this "Jewish problem" can be worked out satisfactorily if America is not bloodied too badly on the way out of Iraq - that he and Leon Panetta are used to working out deals like this.

6) A congratulatory note from Ed Meese on AhWantMyJihad's campaign to stifle pornography by stamping out radio, television, the internet, music, and women in public without a head-to-toe hijab.

7) A little reminder card from Justice O'Connor that public execution of minors for being homosexual only makes it harder to work a deal like this - if the executions were done inside the prison immediately after the torture - matters will progress more smoothly.

8) A letter from ex-Secretary of State Eagleberger reassurring AhWantMyJihad that no one in the State Department remembers that nasty hostage business in the American embassy, and that his nickname inside the State Department these days is "the Statesman from the Middle Eastern Hyper-Power".